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tnblossoms – Dont worry, I will never give up on any of my stories :D I just need inspiration :P liz – Omg, you watch that movie? I totally love that movie. Austin was extremely hot XDD Anyway, yes, I stole some of the idea from storyline. I’m sorry if you detest it but that...
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Although a recent poll showed 48% of respondents were upset “often” or “fairly often” by the way women are presented in French TV ads, the naked female form is considered a suitable way to promote anything from lawnmowers to margarine. The first French commercial, projected before the featured silent film in turn-of-the-century cinemas, extolled...
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Miley Cyrus, Angelina, Israel vs Palestine, iPhone, 9/11 conspiracy, Facebook, MySpace, and Britney Spears nude. And not forgetting Second Life, Paris Hilton, YouTube, Lindsay Lohan, World of Warcraft, The Dark Knight, Radiohead and Barack Obama. Oh, and great big naked tits. In 3D. Let me explain. Last week, I wrote a piece on 9/11 conspiracy...
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The parents of a student last seen backpacking in Cambodia offered a £15,000 reward yesterday to help find their son. Eddie Gibson from Hove, East Sussex, was 19 when he went missing more than two years ago after dropping out of university. He turned up in Cambodia weeks later, but has not been seen since. His...
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“Books open your mind, broaden your mind, and strengthen you as nothing else can” ~ William Feather. The above mentioned quote reminds me of the story, The Bet, written by Anton Chekhov, I read during my formative years of school. The story revolves around a bet between a spoilt banker and a desperate young man....
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“Jack..you can tell me.” I said looking deep into his grief stricken eyes. “I’m..I’m a..” he paused. “a Kasha.” “Um…a what?” “Ill show you.” he whispered. He jumped off the bed and stood in the middle of the room. He closed his eyes and all of a sudden the night outside seemed to get darker. The room...
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The worsening international crisis over Iran’s suspected nuclear bomb programme escalated last night when the UN set Tehran a deadline of 45 days to come clean on its nuclear activities. Failure to comply by Iran, whose diplomats walked out of a meeting in Vienna yesterday in protest at the deadline, could lead to the imposition...
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A young man passes a woman. They walk past without passing a glance, and continue on their opposite ways. The woman is an attractive sort; mildly curled hair, blue eyes, well done makeup covers some of her lightly pallid skin. She wears average clothes, but somehow makes them look more attractive than if it...
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I am sustained by my correspondents, although some overestimate my powers, asking me to correct things that have nothing directly to do with the Guardian. In this category, I am sorry to say, would be correcting the plaque on Standard Hill, Nottingham, where Charles I raised his standard in August 1642 to signify the...
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